Dear Richard Armitage,
Happy Birthday and many happy returns.
I see you are are enjoying having your ego fed on Twitter. What a blast.
The first Tweet was cute. The second…”I have 9000 fans, look how LOVED I am!” (by people who want you to do the ALS challenge just to see you in a wet T-shirt) “Aw…*bats eyelashes* Will you sing to me? I still don’t feel loved enough.”
Not even a “Thank you.”
Seriously, you are getting standing O’s almost every night, rave reviews from professional critics and fans, have gotten adoration from fans for years, you have what appears to be a fulfilling social life …and it’s not enough?
Have fun Dude,